Wrinkle King - Stand out from stupid deception

From "The Wrinkle King"
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From the first part: the stupidity of the ring
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"So, Sullman, old friend, old friend," Gandorf said. "How to hang?"
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The evil white wizard frowned. "Don't beat around the jungle, Gandoff Gravybeard. Let's cut into the chase. I know why you are coming."
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Gandoff whistled and pretended to be innocent when he inspected the dark living room of the Sourman Tower, IcingLard. "This place can be used for facelifting," he said. "I can recommend a great Feng Shui consultant."
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"I have a better idea," said Sorman. "Join us. Join the evil forces that are allied with Saron. He is never blind."
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"Well, insomnia, yes. No wonder he has always been so cranky." Gandoff got support from Sourman and whistled.
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"Not so fast, Gandolph." Sulman pressed the panic button on his security system. All four doors were closed and a kitchen cabinet was opened, revealing a week of bottled water and canned food.
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"Let your duke, Gandoff!"
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Suulman extended his staff and hung up Gandalf in midair. The pennies rained from the pocket of Gandolph. Suulman pointed at his staff on the ceiling, Gandalf stood up, gray robes rolled over his face, revealing slender legs and a pair of shorts, printed Thursday on Thursday.
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Suhlman went to Gandorf. "You dare to oppose Sharon," he growled. "Now you will know what it is like to feel pain."
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"Actually," Gandoff said, his voice whispered in his robes. "I already know the feeling of pain, so we can skip this part and save some time."
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"No," said Sorman. "We don't want to say that we did it."
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From the second part: the familiar tower
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Four companions found the battlefield described by Ee-i-ee-i-oh-mir. Soon, they found it. When they rode on horseback and chariots, a bunch of Urk and Oink remains smoking. A cold wind blew through the discarded paper towels and the smell of the barbecue sauce lingered in the air. The most painful thing is that a bunch of burnt bobbit belts sit on the pile.
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"Then we are too late," Leggrips said, his face is serious.
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"Like the baby's back ribs." Gimme lowered his head. "The picnic has been a long time."
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"For Morrie and Hey, I mean too late," Leggrips said. "We have failed."
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Bonyrear whispered, "Destiny."
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"Maybe not." Under the air, study the orbits in the soil. "There is a bobbit here," he said, pointing to a place, "and another." He stepped up and pursued his own pace. "They left the battle." Airborne's sharp tracking skills kept him ahead. "They stopped a shot and drank a beer." The other three were getting more and more excited, following Airborne.
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"They called their agent," he said, pointing to a flat rock outcrop, "and discussing how to ease the tax burden by delaying the benefits of the Ross IRA, which allows for tax-free allocation of accounts under certain conditions. The proceeds are met. "He knelt down, climbed a few feet and sniffed the ground. "Then an Oink followed behind them with a hacksaw and they ran..."
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Stand up and look up. Others followed his gaze, and a deep ominous premonition fell upon them.
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"...enter the Fandango Forest," Airborne concluded.

Copyright [c] 2004 Leah Carson

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