Monday, June 10, 2019

Menopause Mescapades

Is it difficult to find the key, phone, wallet, wallet, your favorite shoes, dog leash, that bill or the important items you just saw? Are you constantly looking for things, misplaced things, searching your home or office for something you are eager to see? Have you ever entered a room and forgot why you were there, just stopped for a while, you can't remember why you were there, even after really thinking about it? Is it difficult for you to master the names of people you know for many years or in your life? Is it difficult to find the correct name of the object you have been using? Is this Alzheimer's disease? The challenge of Alzheimer's disease? Is it just getting old or M-character, menopause?

Well, if you also suffer from night sweats, loss of libido, forgetfulness, clumsiness, slow down of your time, strong desires, snoring and bursting, then it is likely to be the "Mescapades" of menopause.

The first time I met The Big "M" was in a grocery store. I am 47 years old. When the cashier refuses a coupon, I am checking out. You would think someone stole my wallet. I was next to myself, screaming how long it took me to find the damn coupon, stepping on my feet and turning myself into a ridiculous fool. Experienced the most classic melt, lasted about a minute, and brought the audience from every aisle, I have a physical experience and think of who is in my body?

I safely returned home, thinking that my recent aunt, Auntie, took me away. I hurriedly jumped on the reliable internet, took my episodes and found that I was a mature age of premenopausal symptoms. Premenopausal symptoms? Yes, as early as the mid-1940s, or even earlier, you can begin premenopausal symptoms because we are all in different genetic orbits. I am 47 years old and I am going to go, or I should say that I am rear-end because of menopausal symptoms.

My life includes some serious "Mescapades", some of which are more humiliating than others. Breakthrough bleeding must be the biggest rude. When I feel like a mess, I will be in most public or private places, of course I always wear a new pair of white pants or shorts. There are not enough pads or tampon to stop the terror tsunami. This is a brand new bleeding twist that includes unpleasant, dark and bizarre lumps and logs that charge from me, just as it has a mission to destroy any peace and consciousness that I should have in the most important period of my life. I have been bleeding for nearly two months and found that you can't die here, but you may become anemia. The doctor's solution is as big as a "lady". After some research, my solution, liquid iron, high doses of calcium and magnesium, which is effective.

Next is the biggest shock in my life. My sexual desire is immersed in an unknown area. I always, oh, I don't like to admit this, interested, or I should pay attention to gender. I know, I know, you are also shocked that I said these things, but this is true. I, no sexual desire? I was shocked! Where did it go? I am looking for it, like a horned dog that lost their corndog. Oh, my goodness, what happened here?

Slowly but I am surely aware that all my girlfriends are experiencing the same thing, they are in certain things, creams, substitutes or potions, or other people, not their husbands or boyfriends, thinking Know if there is anything that will keep them productive and fun.

I have thought about supplements, creams, extracts and old fantasies that I have done in the past. I even tried some, but I never really let me come back. I won't have anything, although in my marriage I first admitted that I was just thinking about it, because I was catching the solution, but I couldn't take that road, not only because there was something wrong with my book, but also Who? No one seems to be so desirable. Even the actors I like, always let my heart skip a beat and don't seem to do it. Hume, this is true, I am doomed to failure.

After a few weeks of this newcomer, I settled down and actually began to feel a little relieved. The wild pursuit did not poke that its crazy bull was riding on me. I began to relax to this new feeling, focus on For new interests. In the end I will get a surge of old and new, which will be very interesting for my husband and me.

Fortunately, he is in the same age group and seems to be experiencing a woman's pause. We are together. In some ways, we can relax, if there is no such thing as "Do you want it? Do you want it? Well, do you want it?

At the age of 50, everything seems to end, not my stupidity, not my life, but tampon, mats and "Mescapades." I celebrate my 50th with a child celebrating. No more embarrassment, no more periods, during this period, this is a very big relief. I am very happy. I feel 12 again. I am freeeeeeeeeeeee! This lasted about 4 months. Then came back. Oh, my god, is there a problem for me? What do they call breakthrough bleeding? Oops, what happened here? I don't remember the last time I had it and why did it come back? Then just like a Frenemy becoming a friend again, it disappears again. A bang, then go out. Then I was able to achieve 8 months of freeeeeeeeeee, then it peeked again, as if to say "stupid you" and then go out again. This is too strange and confusing.

I am now 52 years old and have actually achieved a full year without a "curse", "worst" and chaos. So this is where I am now, if I can only remember... Oh yes, dry skin, low libido [rethinking creams, dreams, etc., of course except cheating], belly fat can't be better Ways to explain, whether you like it or not, new people in life, more creativity and attention to my business, not what I have dreamed of, discuss with my husband how to improve the myelin in our brain and how Being smart will improve our memory.

I must say that I really like to go out with my girlfriend to discuss the new movie "The M Word" as Henry Jaglom said, and how we grow our hair and nails longer than ever because we have more Patience, finally found the best hairdresser, or how we are afraid of becoming a patient, and how we can live longer, because we still have a lot of work to do, because we do not always consider sex, our period, Our men, menstruation and even menopause. Only then can we realize every moment in our lives, every stage of our lives, and every great thing we experience in our lives. Menopause is just another of those things, not our definition, as long as we In fact, the suspension allows it to be part of our world rather than take over, and understanding it is not so confusing after all.




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